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A magnificent breakthrough has occurred

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in the laboratory of Dr Price-Ashe 
and his merry researchers.

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These fine men have created an 
inexhaustible breeding ground

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for human ears, noses and other 
cartilage-based body parts.

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The mice are genetically altered to prevent 
the hapless creatures from rejecting the tissue.

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While some commies and other miscreants 
may find the notion

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of growing human parts on 
other animals abominable,

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one thing is for sure, 
it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg.

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This brave bunch have once again proved 
their mettle on the frontiers of science.

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While you may think this pig is nothing more 
than bacon waiting to happen,

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she is in fact on her way 
to making medical history.

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This specimen of "sus scofa scrofa", 
to give it it's proper name,

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has been specifically designed with two hearts.

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One for her, one for a human in need of a heart.

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Alas, in this case, Dr Price-Ashe 
got somewhat carried away.

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But this gentleman scholar 
lets nothing go to waste.

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Mrs Price-Ashe, being the silly housewife she is,

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has more frivolous demands of her husband.

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On account of her allergies and desire 
to keep their home spick and span,

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Dr Price-Ashe engineered 
a new species of cat for her.

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No more hairs everywhere, 
the house looks fabulous.

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Oh, um...

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Never failing in their quest for new challenges,

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Dr Price-Ashe and his group have once again 
astonished the world with their derring do.

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Evidently their work is not yet done.

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But these bright fellows will never give up 
in bringing back lost species.

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Those that matter in the realm congregated today

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to discuss if there should be any limits to what 
animal genetic engineering can bring to us.

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The animal kingdom has been 
conquered by the British Empire.

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Long live the Queen.