I wouldn't go out with me either.
Hey, you're buff...
In your own special Vinnie way.
Yeah, 17 year old straight A virgin. How can Eva resist me?
That is your problem Vinnie.
Confidence!
If you want to swipe your V-card with Eva, you need to act confident.
Can't I tell her I’ve loved her since forever and I know her better than anyone else ever will.
Just... be cool.
Turn on the charm.
If Eva's interested...
Then college might not be the soul destroying purgatory it is now.
You've got the answer to that right there.
You're taking that?
It looks radioactive!
It's the only thing in the booze cupboard.
Whatever loosens her up I guess.
Here goes.
Hey, Vinnie.
I thought you might be lonely with your parents being away.
I thought we were meeting tomorrow.
I wanted to talk to you about something, really talk.
I have a few friends around right now.
Who?
Nice shirt mate! Who died?
Hilarious.
You're having a party?
It's just a few friends.
- So not you. - Clear off, Danny.
Vin, it's not really your thing
What is my thing?
Other stuff like films, graphic novels...
Kick a guy when he's down Eva.
Come in, if you really want.
Okay, I will.
Thanks.
How about some salt?
Hang on.
Everybody... now the party can really get started.
Dupe's here and he's brought a bottle of... yellow shit?
You can be a moron sometimes, Danny.
You're not saying you actually want him here?
Let's go and get a drink.
Eva, there's something I want to say.
We've been friends for a long time now.
The best.
But sometimes...
What the hell are you doing here?
It's a party.
Exactly. So what are you doing here?
It's fine.
Vinnie, no-one wants you here.
Eva does.
Well Why weren’t you on the guest-list?
You know what Sis,
sometimes I don't believe we share any DNA.
Eva...
Right, let's have a drink.
You're here now, so you might as well get involved.
I'm going for a cigarette.
You know how to play Blackjack?
Yeah, sure.
Well, this is Strip Blackjack.
- Strip Blackjack? - Come on.
You can't come to a party and not join in.
No way.
Stick or twist.
You know what that means?
Have a drink.
This game is for morons.
I think he wants to twist again, Jonesy.
You know the rules.
- What? - Get them off.
Stick.
- What? - I said I want to stick.
You hear that? He's gonna twist!
Your luck’s just run out Dupe.
Danny, what the hell?
It's just a laugh to make him feel like one of the lads.
What was that all about?
I thought you knew...
Me and Danny, we're together.