Where the hell have you been?
I've been sodding here all night. Where were you?
I'm sorry. I stayed at a mate's.
A mate!
A mate? You should have been here!
- Look at me! - I'm sorry, Dad.
Take me to the toilet!
I called you, why didn't you answer?
My phone went dead.
You're a liar.
Show me!
Show me your phone!
- I'm back now Dad. - Show me!
You little bastard.
There!
That proves you're a liar!
Get away from me!
Lesley, it's Eva. Can I come in?
Yeah, come in.
I came to see Vinnie.
I heard about your epic night out.
- Feel better? - No.
Get a couple of paras down you and a bottle of Irn-Bru.
Problems don't go away just because you get hammered.
Yeah, okay.
I'll get off. Got a few things to do.
I got delayed.
I couldn't get away.
Your end away more like.
Nothing happened.
- You still haven't done that essay, have you? - Leave it.
I've had a bad week with my dad. Don't ask.
Condoms.
I need condoms. Lots of condoms.
Sex doesn't start and end with banana flavoured johnnies.
I know. There's foreplay.
Three to five minutes minimum.
You okay?
Yeah.
- Doyle!
I'd better go. Good luck with Davros.
You look lovely... wearing clothes.
Thanks.
Not that you don't always look lovely, or indeed always wear clothes.
I love this place.
Me too.
I've been coming here since forever.
You've scored well Master Dupe.
This place still stinks.
You'll need to get it cleaned properly.
Doyle!
Do you hear me? It needs cleaning!
You do it.
What's the matter with you? Don't talk to me like that.
I'll talk to you the way you talk to me.
Like I'm something you scraped off someone's shoe.
Get out.
Go on, get out of my house!
This is my house as well!
I look after you every day.
Your good days, your bad days...
I don't have any good days.
Neither do I!
Never!
I can't go out. I miss lectures, practice...
My life is shit.
I'm 18 and I look after you like I'm a slave.
It's not my fault you're like this.
I never said it was you little...
You treat me like it is and I'm sick of it.
I've had enough.
I'll swap places with you.
You've had enough?
Try one day in this thing!
That's right, walk away.
Vinnie.
Hi. Brilliant here, isn't it?
Eva. What are you doing?
- Hi Rachel. - Hi.
How long have you two been here?
Quite a while. We were just gonna go, actually.
Fancy a coffee?
- Yeah, I don't mind. - Oh, we can't.
You could have texted me.
I waited up for ages.
I'm sorry.
We can talk tomorrow.
You'll cope fine without Danny. You don't need him.
It's a Saturday.
I'm on my own, stalking my mate around a planetarium.
This is weird.
Vin, I think it's dead sweet you've met someone you like.
Why don't you try to be a little more patronising?
How did you know I was here?
Your mum.
She can read you like a book. She knows you're in love.
Love...
I like her, okay?
I'm going to go. Sorry.
You can share my drink.
What are you going to do?
Don't know.
Is she upset about something?
Do you want to go with her?
No, no way.
I don't mind, I know she's a friend.
Why would I want to be anywhere else?
What do you want to do next?
I want to go home.
Oh, okay. Cool, yeah, um...
I want to go home with you.
My parents are away for the weekend, remember?
Right.
I'm good to go now if you want.
We can finish our drinks first. We've got all night.
Yeah.
No rush.
That's nice coffee.
Did you know that Vietnam is the second highest producer of coffee beans behind Brazil?
You need a real boyfriend.
I need a real boyfriend.
Vinnie beat us to it. Can you believe it!
Well done, Vinnie.
I think Rachel is pretty lucky.
Vinnie is funny, clever...
He'll have a good job when he's older.
Rachel could have done a lot worse for herself.
And you'll be fine.
You've had a bad experience with Danny. Move on.
Shut up.
I'm so over that it's just not real. I don't need any sympathy, Doyle.
Glad to hear it.
I'd better get going.
You're leaving me as well?
Doyle. Why do you do it?
All those weird guys, doesn't it do your head in?
No.
I do it because...
It makes me feel like I have a life.
But you're drunk. Are you sure it's a good idea?
Eva, I may have had a few drinks but I am not drunk.
See ya.
You've not got any beer?
What's wrong with that?
This is designed to appeal to under-age drinkers.
The vibrant colours, the rebellious, slash, sexy names.
Shut up, Vinnie.
Sorry.
Don't do that lip-wiping thing.
Sorry, I thought there might be some leftover noodles on there...
I've got condoms.
In case you were worried about protection.
You won’t need them.
I've got some.
- What flavour? - They're not flavoured, they're just normal.
Although, I think there might be some ribbed ones.
Excellent. Increased stimulation for you
because of the friction that's caused around the ribbed...
Yeah, can we try to be a little less technical?
Sorry.
Do you want to go upstairs?
Yeah, okay. If you want.
Mum, will you stop it.
You haven't eaten anything.
I'm not hungry.
Mum please...
I'm not anorexic or anything.
I hate seeing you like this.
You used to be so bubbly, so full of life.
You don't even argue with your brother anymore!
I'll be fine.
Stop worrying.
- Nervous? - No.
- Worried about anything? - No.
Relax.
I'm relaxed now.
You're gorgeous.