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Next!

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Hi. Can you tell me if this is
where we register for the census?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Name?

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Joseph...

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...of Nazareth.

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Of Nazareth?

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You see, I'm of David's line,

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son of Jacob, son of Matthan,
son of Alith, son of Eleazar...

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Okay, I get it!

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Occupation?

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Well, I do a little bit of
carpentry, plumbing, joinery.

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They're always asking
me to fix something!

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Handyman.

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Marital status?

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Single.

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Course you are, right done. Next!

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Sorry, what do we do about Mary?

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Who's Mary?

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My fiancée.

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Hello.

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So, when I asked you about your
marital status, you said ...

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Single.

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...but in actual fact you're betrothed, yeah?

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Oh, sorry! I didn't realise that...

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So, Joseph, Nazareth, betrothed.
Name?

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Joseph.

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Her name!

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Oh, sorry! It's Mary,
of Aaron's line, daughter of ...

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Mary, Nazareth, done. Next!

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Sorry, what do we do about Jesus?

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Jesus?

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Our son.

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Hello.

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So that's ...

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...but you're not ...

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Not technically, no.

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I see.

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No, no, no, it's nothing like that,

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you see, I'm not
technically Jesus's father.

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Okay, I wasn't asking.

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No, no, no... it's a bit of a long story.

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Does it look like I have
time for a long story?

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Well, it all started
about nine months ago,

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Gabriel came to Mary and said
that she was going to have a baby.

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I tend to buy 'em a drink first.

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No, no, no, he was
delivering her a message.

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Sorry, is that a euphemism?

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No, he wasn't a euphemism,
he was an angel!

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An angel?

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Yes!

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The angel Gabriel came to Mary and
said that she was going to have a baby,

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and that it would be His son.

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The man upstairs?

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No, God's!

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So let me get this right: 
He's the Father?

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Yes, and his name is to be Jesus,

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because Jesus means 'Saviour' and
he's going to be the one to ...

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Just put me down
as the father for now.

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I think that's best, yeah.

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Next!

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Oh, do we need to register the donkey?

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Can you just leave?!